

As one with a tendency for being not only anthropomorphic, but indeed convinced of the close relationship between species, it is not such a stretch for my imagination to attribute a certain deliberate perniciousness to this alien rose from Japan. Though long ago I had originally read reports of its efficacy as both food and shelter for birds, once I became familiar with the demonic nature of Rosa multiflora, I made my own interpretation and condemned it as a garden villain of the first rank.
As the pictures show, it can beguile with its beauty. In addition, because its leaves label it as a rose when first impressions are being made, gardeners accept it as a desirable addition to their property. They inevitably live to rue the decision though, especially if it's allowed ample time to penetrate in its insidious way, all four corners of the owner's property. And the word insidious is appropriate, because this garden devil, be convinced, hides itself in the depths of existing shrubs while it gains strength and power. Just yesterday while pulling into the driveway, I saw it peek from the shrub border. Though it had successfully camoflaged itself in sunlight, night illumination by car headlights revealed its surreptitious presence.
Of course a plant must have more egregious qualities than that it wildly propagates itself to deserve these diabolical descriptions. Though wild propagation is surely a curse in any plant, Norway Maples come to mind, there are other garden crimes that put it in a class by itself. As an alien without any insect foes, most noteworthy for a rose, it out competes most any plant that formerly occupied a given location in your garden. It tolerates shade well, though it prefers sun, and this tolerance allows it to bide its time in the shadow of another before climbing, if need be, and eventually crushing it to the earth in its mission to achieve dominance. In a wild section of my own yard, which I have been attempting for some time to tame, it seems to smile at me from as much as fifteen feet up on a pear tree that it has climbed with its partner in crime, poison ivy, which protects it from my approach. There it punishes the pear tree with its weight and sun blocking presence.
Finally, this infernal nuisance has a behavior that begs being called maliciously intelligent. If it is approached with garden shears or pruning saw for the purpose of elimination, it is not passive but pugnaciously defends itself by attaching even its dismembered parts to seemingly every fiber of one's clothing and skin. With the thorns with which it is so effectively armed, it will tear shirt and arm, pant and thigh, until the best avenue of retreat from the beast you had set out to subdue is alone on your mind.
Yes, this rose will attract the birds, but then with their help in deseminating the seeds, it will spread throughout your yard. Don't be tempted by the shiny rose leaves, almost luminous white flowers, or attractive red berries; ban it from the start, and leave animal food and shelter provisioning to the native plants that know how to behave.
As the pictures show, it can beguile with its beauty. In addition, because its leaves label it as a rose when first impressions are being made, gardeners accept it as a desirable addition to their property. They inevitably live to rue the decision though, especially if it's allowed ample time to penetrate in its insidious way, all four corners of the owner's property. And the word insidious is appropriate, because this garden devil, be convinced, hides itself in the depths of existing shrubs while it gains strength and power. Just yesterday while pulling into the driveway, I saw it peek from the shrub border. Though it had successfully camoflaged itself in sunlight, night illumination by car headlights revealed its surreptitious presence.
Of course a plant must have more egregious qualities than that it wildly propagates itself to deserve these diabolical descriptions. Though wild propagation is surely a curse in any plant, Norway Maples come to mind, there are other garden crimes that put it in a class by itself. As an alien without any insect foes, most noteworthy for a rose, it out competes most any plant that formerly occupied a given location in your garden. It tolerates shade well, though it prefers sun, and this tolerance allows it to bide its time in the shadow of another before climbing, if need be, and eventually crushing it to the earth in its mission to achieve dominance. In a wild section of my own yard, which I have been attempting for some time to tame, it seems to smile at me from as much as fifteen feet up on a pear tree that it has climbed with its partner in crime, poison ivy, which protects it from my approach. There it punishes the pear tree with its weight and sun blocking presence.
Finally, this infernal nuisance has a behavior that begs being called maliciously intelligent. If it is approached with garden shears or pruning saw for the purpose of elimination, it is not passive but pugnaciously defends itself by attaching even its dismembered parts to seemingly every fiber of one's clothing and skin. With the thorns with which it is so effectively armed, it will tear shirt and arm, pant and thigh, until the best avenue of retreat from the beast you had set out to subdue is alone on your mind.
Yes, this rose will attract the birds, but then with their help in deseminating the seeds, it will spread throughout your yard. Don't be tempted by the shiny rose leaves, almost luminous white flowers, or attractive red berries; ban it from the start, and leave animal food and shelter provisioning to the native plants that know how to behave.


